HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

At 9:00 this Saturday night, Chicago indie darlings The Safes are coming to The Heavy Anchor to make you love them. Maybe that’s not their intent, but it will definitely be the result. Joining them will be STL garage rockers The Cripplers and Thee Fine Lines.

Come raise mason jars of adult beverages and rock out with us. $5!

Full disclosure: the last time I saw The Safes, someone almost died. Of awesome.

And should you require further convincing: The Safes also have a tender side. They recorded this bitchin’ theme song for our friend Kat: